Thursday, February 22, 2007

THIS IS JUST STANK!

I could understand if you pissed and shat in a bottle cause the comode didn't work, but damn throw the shit outside in the trash why dontcha?


"A Long Island woman found living in squalor with her three children was under investigation Thursday after a neighbor made a call to the children's father last week, worried about the children's well-being. That's because inside the home police were stunned to find hundreds of bottles of urine, feces, soiled clothes, a dead cat, piles of garbage and used toilet tissue scattered everywhere.It was the same scene of filth that greeted 42-year-old Raymond Young Jr., the children's estranged father, who is now fighting for custody of his three daughters that he says he hasn't seen in six years."Urine in bottles, no plumbing, no toilet," Young told CBS 2.

"There was just feces all over, [it's the] most horrible situation you could ever imagine."On Thursday morning a very sensitive proceeding was going on in a Suffolk County courtroom where the fate of Young's daughters, who were supposedly under the supervision of a Suffolk County Law Guardian, was being discussed."We have everybody that we can muster up trying to make sure they are safe. We have the police involved and my lawyers, they are back there with the judge," Young said.Young compared the living conditions of his daughters, ages 10, 12, and 14, to a war camp, calling them "prisoners." He used to live in the Nevada Street home in Lindenhurst with his wife, Deborah. But during their bitter six year separation, he says he had not seen the girls or their filthy and unhealthy living conditions."We had our issues, but nothing to this extreme. Maybe something happened, she got sick or mental," Young said.

When a neighbor called him to alert him to what type of home the girls were living in, he says he broke in through a back window and discovered the disgusting scene inside. "I couldn't even hold my breath, I had to run out," he said.Friends of the three girls say they always suspected something was wrong, but had no idea the girls lived like this. "We used to say there were in the witness protection program, just joking around, but we never thought the mother had anything wrong with her. We just thought she was overprotective," Aimee Wagner said.Raymond Young now hopes the children will be placed under his custody, but for now the children are still with their mother, upstate at her parents' house.(SOURCE WCBSTV.COM)

Saturday, February 17, 2007

MOMMA'S COLD PRIORITIES

"Sheboygan police arrested a woman after she allegedly left her two children in a freezing car for 20 minutes while she went tanning.

The 27-year-old woman was arrested after two people spotted the children, ages 23 months and 10 years, in the car, the police department said in a news release. The vehicle was locked but not running.

Officers responding to the scene Wednesday evening were approached by the children's parents. The father met the mother at the tanning salon and was arguing with her about why the children were in the car, police said.

The children were dressed warmly, but they had "goose bumps" from the cold, the release said. They did not require medical attention.

The temperature at the time was 12 degrees, with a wind chill index of about minus 2 degrees.

The woman could be charged Friday with two counts of misdemeanor child neglect, police said.

"She said she was going on vacation and felt that the tanning was a priority," Lt. Jeff Johnston said Friday."

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Information from: The Sheboygan Press,

www.sheboygan-press.com

US AIR SGT FLIES HIGH AND NEKKID

Now this is what they need to use for recruitin'.

Click here to get to the NSFW Pictures !
"Michelle Manhart , an Air Force drill sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty, she and the Air Force stated Wednesday. Michelle Manhart, who appeared in a spread in Playboy’s February issue, said she got word Friday that she was removed from “extended active duty” and was also told that she was demoted from staff sergeant to senior airman. Whether that amounts to an honorable discharge, as Michelle Manhart also says, is unclear.
“I’m disappointed in our system,” Manhart told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “They went too far with it.”
Michelle Manhart said that she was reverted to her Air National Guard status and that she submitted a “resignation” to the Guard, which she said is pending. Manhart was a member of the Iowa Air National Guard before going on extended active duty.
Oscar Balladares, a spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, confirmed that Michelle Manhart was removed from extended active duty Friday but said Lackland did not discharge her.
“She was removed from active duty status, and thus reverted to National Guard status,” Balladares said. “It is not up to the Air Force - it is not our jurisdiction to discharge her.”
Lt. Col. Greg Hapgood, a spokesman for the Iowa National Guard, said that because the Guard did not have “documentation of her separation” from the Air Force, it did not have her on duty status.
Michelle Manhart said the military’s action against her hinged on the fact that she was pictured wearing her uniform. "(SOURCE SUJET.CO.UK)

Thursday, February 15, 2007

REDNECK DRIVE IN THEATER


"Some moviegoers in Torrington, Connecticut got to see some real-life action unfold as they were watching the movie "Dreamgirls" on Monday night. During the 7:00pm showing at the six-theater multiplex, a white sport utility vehicle smashed through a wall of the theater while the audience was watching the movie. Police said the accident happened about 7:45pm. Fortunately, nobody was hurt, even though the SUV came inches from some moviegoer heads. "I never thought it’d be here in the theater, especially while the show’s running and a couple people are in here watching Dreamgirls. It was just surreal shock," said theater owner Robert Sadlon. Police charged the driver, 46-year-old Diletta Squires, with driving under the influence."(SOURCE WFTV)

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Wacky 1980's Scientology Ad



I can't get into Scientology cause I don't like aliens. I couldn't sit thru Star Wars, it scared the piss outta me. Tom Cruise sure is a little fella ain't he? Can't they fix that?

SEX & COFFEE, I LIKE IT!

Why couldn't they have a place like this
here in the backwoods of the South where I am?
Country folk like sexy ladies and coffee too.

































"At the Sweet Spot Cafe in the northern suburbs of Seattle, you get more than a foam topping on your cappucino. You get a waitress in a bikini, or maybe a tight-fitting T-shirt, and a choice of drinks with names such as Wet Dream (with caramel and white chocolate),
Sexual Mix (a caramel macchiato)
or Erotic Pleasure.

South of the city, in Tukwila, the baristas at Cowgirls Espresso wear sheer negligees and visible pink panties. It’s the same story in any number of other suburban bars and drive-through stands, like the Natte Latte in Port Orchard or Moka Girls in Auburn - bikinis, racy lingerie, fetish clothing, and plenty of suggestively exposed flesh.

At Best Friend Espresso in Kenmore, at the northern end of Lake Washington, the outfits take their inspiration from Playboy-style sex fantasies. The staff will go for the naughty schoolgirl look one week, then don black-framed glasses the next to look like sexy secretaries.

Welcome to “sexpresso” - the latest coffee fad to hit America, in which the country’s seemingly boundless fascination for Italian-style Java is combined with its equally boundless fascination for half-naked women.

Seattle may not be the first American city to come to mind when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh, but it is super-saturated with coffee stands, all of which are battling each other - and the mighty, locally based behemoth that is Starbucks - to give morning commuters an extra reason to stop off at their particular establishment."(SOURCE)

Sunday, February 4, 2007

REDNECK PET CARRIER